Brothel offers free sex ‘session’ to patrons who get COVID
vaxx on-site
By Ben Cost
Vienna brothel offers COVID-19 jabs and free entry
An Austrian brothel has devised an ingenious way to
incentivize people to get the coronavirus vaccine — by offering promised
patrons a free fling with a prostitute of their choosing if they get immunized
at the bordello.
“We are very popular,” Christoph Lielacher, director of the
Fun Palast in Vienna, told Reuters of the enticing new initiative, which they
created in response to the recent government mandate barring the unvaccinated
from restaurants and other indoor areas amid an infection spike last week. The
measure — known as 2G — had reportedly caused a 50% dip in the number of
clients at the brothel, the Daily Mail reported.
To help stem the financial hemorrhage, Fun Palast is
offering the COVID jab every Monday from 4 pm to 10 pm through the end of
November. Best of all, men who get inoculated on-site will be gifted a free
30-minute session in the skin merchant’s VIP club with the “lady of their
choice.” Think of it as a sexy nurse role-playing scenario but with actual
medical care.
The Fun Palast in Vienna, Austria is offering on-site jabs
to men, women and children.
The Fun Palast in Vienna is offering on-site jabs to men,
women and children.
“Many men, very many men with a migration background,
virtually refuse vaccination or don’t even know that you can be vaccinated,”
lamented Fun Palast manager Peter Laskaris. “And since we are actually reaching
this target group, we decided to set up a vaccination street here.”
And the cathouse’s inoculation station isn’t just open to
lecherous adult men.
Boys as young as 14 are reportedly allowed access to the
clinic, provided they have an adult with them, while women are also being
encouraged to head to the Fun Palast for a coronavirus shot.
Business has skyrocketed following their clever skin-centive
program.
“Since the 2G rule (vaccinated or recovered) has been in
place, there has been a real rush to get vaccinated,” said Laskaris. “We have
had a lot of people come in today to get vaccinated.”
The bordello created the incentive program in response to
the recent government mandate barring the unvaccinated from restaurants and
other indoor areas amid an infection spike last week.
The bordello created the skin-centive program in response to
the recent government mandate barring the unvaccinated from restaurants and
other indoor areas amid an infection spike last week.
“I would have gotten vaccinated anyway but the 2G rule has
certainly accelerated things a little,” said one satisfied vaccine recipient
known only as Gerhard (surname withheld). “And since an acquaintance of mine
organized this action I thought: Let’s go for it.”
He added, “I think this is perfectly OK because we can
achieve a better immunization rate this way and that’s necessary to end the
pandemic at some point.”
The bordello boss Lielacher hopes that the initiative will
help the country achieve the 70% to 75% vaccination rate required for herd
immunity. Currently, only 63% of Austrians have received the jab, the National
News reported.
Fortunately, thanks in part to the new 2G restrictions,
doctors have already administered 213,000 coronavirus jabs this week — the
highest number since early August, the Local reported.
Fun Palast isn’t the first organization to offer perks for
the inoculated. In a much less sexy incentive program on this side of the pond,
Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf offered state employees five days of paid leave if
they got the vaccine at a city-run site.
